Yes, I use straight up lemons as deodorant now. Why? Because Big Pharma wants to kill us all, don't you see? Everything is in tin cans or plastic jars, oh God, and the ALUMINUM! Won't someone please stop feeding the children POLYPROPYLENE!!
Yeah, this is the sound of my green goddess inner conscience now, screaming at me to drink filtered water out of glass mason jars. Washing my face with baking soda and drinking tablespoon after tablespoon of undiluted, unfiltered pure apple cider vinegar. Yes, go ahead, skip this post. I do not blame you. My green conscience is only quieted by the fact that I'm obsessed with concocting a strategy on how to defeat Ramsus and Miang now that Elly left with my only Ether Doubler.
