Hurray! The Royal baby is born! Don't know how many pounds it weighs, nor the length. It's a boy. It was also a slow news day in America, obviously. Can someone honestly explain to me why anyone outside of Great Britain should give two shits about this? This is bringing me back to the Royal wedding, when people were throwing parties and taking off of work to celebrate two people who they mean absolutely nothing to and will never ever meet. South Park made a great parody of the Royal Wedding craziness, and it was one of the funnier new episodes that I've seen in a while. Take 31 seconds to laugh at the pomp and circumstance involved in all things Royal.
My favorite part is when they throw Cap'n Crunch, as is tradition.
